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Posted by: Roy in Ala mu, Kalokoan o biro, Roy, tags: amanung sisuan, america, anak, biro, birung kapampangan, class, classroom jokes, john, jokes, kapampangan, kayanakan, maestra, map, mapa, maria, multiplication table, samut-samot, teacher
Mayli ta pang bagya. Mekakalap na ku na naman aliwa pang biro, ngeni deng bida naman deng kayanakan. Pasalamat ku kang Mang Ernie, kayabe ku pu king yahoogroup ning Amanung Sisuan. Antimano, maka-translate na la anya e na ku migkasakit.
Atin la pa rin samut English pauli ning makanyan ya pulayi ing conversation da, ampong ba ya siguro mas epektibo ing punchline. Wapin na po reng makatuki.
TEACHER: Maria, paintunan me ing America queng mapa.
MARIA: Oini, ma’am.
TEACHER: Correct. Ngeni, class, ninu ing meca-discubri queng America?
CLASS: Y Maria, ma’am.
TEACHER: John, ot queng tabla carin mu gagawan ing multiplication?
JOHN: E wari ing sinabi yu ma’am, “do it without using tables”.
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Posted by: Roy in Ala mu, Opinyon ampong pakiramdam, Roy, kayausan o uso, tags: abak, akasanayan, aldo, amanu, aus, banko, business, empleyado, english, gatpanapun, good morning, gwardiya, hapon, kapampangan, language, mall, mamaus, mayap, negosyo, opisina, phone call, sisuan, telepono, tindera
Pangarakalan, patse minaus ka telepono kareng opisina o nanu mang tindahan o negosyo keti Angeles, ing pakibat da keka - “Good morning! How may I help you?” Dakal la pa kayabe yan, ana nang sabyan ne pa ing lagyu ning kumpanya da, sabyan ne ing lagyu ning makibat, pasamalat ya keng pamanaus mu, ampo nung nanu-nanu pa. Miyayaliwa la istayl balang opisina ana pin.
Pero nanu man ing karelang pang-amanuan o sabyan dang miyayaliwa kareng karelang pakibat, sigurado mung English ya ing karelang salita. Pauli na ning mimulat kekatamu na ing English yapin ing ‘universal language’ at iya naman kanu ing ‘language of business’. Anya pin king pamakirungut kareng taong kanegosyo tamu, kliyente ya man o adyang ing kapakobra mu mu, lalu na nung amo me… aru! singkasiyas dila king pamag-English. Uling istung mag-English ka, propesyonal ka datang.
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Posted by: Roy in Ala mu, Kalokoan o biro, Kanta o tula, Roy, tags: cry, eyes, kapampangan, lua, mata, pisngi, poem, poesia, poet, tears, tula
Manibat meko ka, ena tinuknan
Patak na ning lu-a ku, antimo ning uran
Dapot adyang emu siguro sasaryan
Kalalaki kung tao, ikwa mu kung apagagan
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Posted by: Roy in Ala mu, Kalokoan o biro, Roy, tags: baluga, biro, joke, kapanurong baluga, kulot, kwento, lakad, malapit, malaut, meugto, sapangbato
Kanita, atin ku akayabe keng obra a makwento. Asne karakal a balung biru o joke ara pin. Andat makalupung na kami, kakabid yang kakabid pauli na pin deng makatula nang kwento. Metung ya ini kareng paborito kung kwento na…
Misan a aldo kanu, atin metung a bayung-tao a miparas bandang Sapangbato. Kanita ya pa mekapunta ing lalaking ayni at ala yang kebalu-balu tungkol keng lugar. Miras ya karin uli mong akutang na nung nukarin sasake papuntang Sapangbato. Ikwa na pin miras at kinuldas ne king dyip, ngeni atin na ne na naman problema. Ene balung puntalan ing pake nang lugar.
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Posted by: Roy in Ala mu, Opinyon ampong pakiramdam, Roy, tags: aling lucing, angeles, balita, crossing, krimen, krosing, mete, queen, sisig
Anyang April 16, 2008, mipakirut ya ing buong Pampanga… ali mu pala, nune ing buong Pilipinas, king pangamate na ning awsan dang Sisig Queen - i Aling Lucing. Atyu ku keti Angeles, pero abalu ke mu ita kareng news flash a papalage da ding TV, anya pin talagang mebigla ku. Makanita ya karagul ing balitang ita, miras ya agad kareng istasyon ning TV keng Manila. Ampong karen pang tutuking aldo, papakit de pane king balita, ampo nung nanu nang mangapalyari king imbestigasyon da.
Ngeni, ing pagtakan ku mu, balamu yata menahimik ne ing kaso. Ing tatauling balitang dimdam ku yapin itang sasadya da ne ing warrant of arrest para keng asawa nang Aling Lucing at mapilan mung aldo kaybat ning libing, dakpan da ne ing matwa.
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