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Posted by: Roy in Ala mu, Kalokoan o biro, Roy, tags: amanung sisuan, america, anak, biro, birung kapampangan, class, classroom jokes, john, jokes, kapampangan, kayanakan, maestra, map, mapa, maria, multiplication table, samut-samot, teacher
Mayli ta pang bagya. Mekakalap na ku na naman aliwa pang biro, ngeni deng bida naman deng kayanakan. Pasalamat ku kang Mang Ernie, kayabe ku pu king yahoogroup ning Amanung Sisuan. Antimano, maka-translate na la anya e na ku migkasakit.
Atin la pa rin samut English pauli ning makanyan ya pulayi ing conversation da, ampong ba ya siguro mas epektibo ing punchline. Wapin na po reng makatuki.
TEACHER: Maria, paintunan me ing America queng mapa.
MARIA: Oini, ma’am.
TEACHER: Correct. Ngeni, class, ninu ing meca-discubri queng America?
CLASS: Y Maria, ma’am.
TEACHER: John, ot queng tabla carin mu gagawan ing multiplication?
JOHN: E wari ing sinabi yu ma’am, “do it without using tables”.
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Miyayaliwang biru o kalokoan a akalap ku kareng palele-lele, at saka ko Kepampangan… makatula la pa rin kaya?
Lawen tala.
E maluglug
Lalaki: “O joe, malyari mo potang mamipi ka, pakaluglugan mu ing imalan!”
Babai: (mimwa ya) “Aba! Sikan mu lub magsalita! Pakaluglugan ku yan a! Nung makatatlo mu luluglugan ku yan!”
Lalaki: “Ika naman joe, paglaraman mu ku pa”
Babai: “O’t sinabi mu naman maglaram ku?!”
Lalaki: “Makanano napun pauli ku, mirasnan ku uran keng dalan… binula ya ing imalan ku anyang mebasa ku king uran!”
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Posted by: Roy in Kalokoan o biro, Kanta o tula, Roy, tags: bulaklak, courting, flower, kaluguran, lady, love, lugud, maglolo, poesia, sinta, tula
Kapilan mu ku paniwalan? Enaku man malaram
Gisan ku na ing nasi, meragul na ku atyan
Pati aslam yu, inaldok ku na ngan
Gewa ku na ing buri mu, e mu ku pa rin papansinan
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Posted by: Roy in Ala mu, Kalokoan o biro, Kanta o tula, Roy, tags: cry, eyes, kapampangan, lua, mata, pisngi, poem, poesia, poet, tears, tula
Manibat meko ka, ena tinuknan
Patak na ning lu-a ku, antimo ning uran
Dapot adyang emu siguro sasaryan
Kalalaki kung tao, ikwa mu kung apagagan
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Posted by: Roy in Ala mu, Kalokoan o biro, Roy, tags: baluga, biro, joke, kapanurong baluga, kulot, kwento, lakad, malapit, malaut, meugto, sapangbato
Kanita, atin ku akayabe keng obra a makwento. Asne karakal a balung biru o joke ara pin. Andat makalupung na kami, kakabid yang kakabid pauli na pin deng makatula nang kwento. Metung ya ini kareng paborito kung kwento na…
Misan a aldo kanu, atin metung a bayung-tao a miparas bandang Sapangbato. Kanita ya pa mekapunta ing lalaking ayni at ala yang kebalu-balu tungkol keng lugar. Miras ya karin uli mong akutang na nung nukarin sasake papuntang Sapangbato. Ikwa na pin miras at kinuldas ne king dyip, ngeni atin na ne na naman problema. Ene balung puntalan ing pake nang lugar.
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