Subukan taya ing Kapampangan!

Mayli ta pang bagya. Mekakalap na ku na naman aliwa pang biro, ngeni deng bida naman deng kayanakan. Pasalamat ku kang Mang Ernie, kayabe ku pu king yahoogroup ning Amanung Sisuan. Antimano, maka-translate na la anya e na ku migkasakit.

Atin la pa rin samut English pauli ning makanyan ya pulayi ing conversation da, ampong ba ya siguro mas epektibo ing punchline. Wapin na po reng makatuki.

TEACHER: Maria, paintunan me ing America queng mapa.
MARIA: Oini, ma’am.
TEACHER: Correct. Ngeni, class, ninu ing meca-discubri queng America?
CLASS: Y Maria, ma’am.

TEACHER: John, ot queng tabla carin mu gagawan ing multiplication?
JOHN: E wari ing sinabi yu ma’am, “do it without using tables”.
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Kalambat ku palang mulala, antimong tupang mawawala
Pilit keng kakaulan, ing dila da reng banyaga
Kanta, tula ampong sanese, keng english ko tatalete
Na ku pa mo kapagmaragul, ing batal ku eme abakle

Minsan a aldo, anti ku mong mitakid… misubub
Bala mo migising king malambat a pangatudtud
Kantang Kapampangan, kakung apakiramdaman
Poesia ampong sanese, mekapamasa ku naman
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